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Jason Wolverton

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Jason Wolverton

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Feb 19, 2021

When Bluetooth goes wrong: That time my wife caught me watching “Cartoons”

I’ve had a lot of embarrassing things happen to me over the years, and I’ve probably blogged about most of them.

When Bluetooth goes wrong: That time my wife caught me watching “Cartoons”

Jason Wolverton

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Apr 23, 2020

Musings from a Quarantine

I’m no different than any of you. I get up each day and put my pants on one leg at a time.

Musings from a Quarantine

Jason Wolverton

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Apr 23, 2020

The Last Dance

I started thinking about coming out of retirement late last year.

The Last Dance

Jason Wolverton

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May 4, 2019

Oh Ball(s)

“Man, my nut really hurts.”

Oh Ball(s)

Jason Wolverton

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Mar 21, 2019

Flight Risk

It’s no secret I have an apprehension about flying, and in fact I’ve written about it before. And it seems that because I have this…

Flight Risk

Jason Wolverton

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Mar 10, 2018

The shit that won’t quit

It’s been exactly six months since I last published, a sort of blogging sabbatical necessitated by the stresses of working multiple jobs…

The shit that won’t quit

Jason Wolverton

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Sep 5, 2017

Stall for one and one for stall

Take a second and think about how much our lives have changed the past couple decades thanks to advancements in technology.

Stall for one and one for stall

Jason Wolverton

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Feb 16, 2017

Sex Coupons

Yesterday was Valentine’s Day which means couples everywhere were swapping everything from candy and flowers to jewelry and passive…

Sex Coupons

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Feb 4, 2017

Gas Problems

Here’s a quick story that I swear could only happen to me.

Gas Problems

Jason Wolverton

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Feb 1, 2017

Mouth Pain Palooza 2017

It’s been nearly two weeks since I penned the story of my recent tooth extraction, and I’ve been overwhelmed with comments from people…

Mouth Pain Palooza 2017

Jason Wolverton

Jason Wolverton

13.3K followers

I write a funny blog and wrote a book about poop you can find here: http://www.amazon.com/Youve-Got-Be-Shitting-Me-ebook/dp/B00US3E690/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=14

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